Plummer Party

I was lying in bed this morning in that stage between awake and asleep. Brian started to pester me... i.e. poking me in the nose, sticking his finger in my ear, etc. (see what I have to put up with?)

I said, "Stop it."
He said, "Why?"
I said, "Because I feel crabby."
He said, "That's just because you're awake."

Meaning that's my natural temperament... I'm awake...ergo... I'm grouchy.

I don't think that was necessary.