Deep Thoughts, by Tristan Plummer.

In the car yesterday Tristan said,
"Mom, sometimes I think about the bad things that have happened to me in my life,"
"What bad things?" I interrupted to ask.
"You know, like when I broke my arm." (mental sigh of relief. I was hoping it wasn't anything too bad.)
"Right, so what do you think about these things?" I asked.
"I think back on all the bad things that have happened in my life, and I think 'wow, sure am glad that's over with!"

Jack frequently gets "needles" in his eyes (dust or an eyelash) and "snakes" (a hair) in his mouth. These episodes are accompanied by frantic motions to remove the offending object.
Mom was speaking in Sacrament meeting on Sunday when Jack suddenly had a snake attack in his mouth. "Mommy, mommy... there's a snake in my mouth. Get it out! Get it out!"